Mid Life Crisis?

Am I too old for a mid life crisis?  That would mean I could live to 100!  Hummm Do I really want to live that long?   Not sure!  Maybe it is an old life crisis? A three quarter life crisis?  What ever it is, I hope I survive it!  I can't afford a convertible.  An affair? Ha... don't you have to be married?

Running away?  Don't think I would get far.  Oh Well!  Guess I will just keep plugging along!